Cynthia Heimel Quotes

Right now everyone in the world seems to think that they are codependent and that they come from dysfunctional families – I call it the human condition.

Last night I was dreamed that I was chasing a pack of wolves, trying to belong. They looked back at me and asked, “Who is that and why is she wearing panty hose?”

Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in those tiny toilets. These men should not be encouraged, their fantasies are sadly low-rent and unimaginative. Affect an aloof, cool demeanor as soon as any man tries to […]