Dolly Parton Quotes

I still believe in Santa, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy and true love. Don’t even try to tell me different.

When I’m inspired, I get excited because I can’t wait to see what I’ll come up with next.

You’d be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.

I have got little feet because nothing grows in the shade.

I don’t know if I’m supporting them, or they’re supporting me.

I do have big tits. Always had ’em – pushed ’em up, whacked ’em around. Why not make fun of ’em? I’ve made a fortune with ’em.

There’s not going to be no wardrobe malfunction this evening. But as tight as my clothes are there’s no telling what will happen. If it does happen, I’m going to wipe out the first three rows.

I have been asked to pose for Penthouse on my hundredth birthday. Everybody is going to be sorry.

If I see something sagging, dragging or bagging, I get it sucked, tucked or plucked… It takes a lot of money to look as cheap as I look.

Can you imagine anybody wanting to look this way for real?