A lot of men think that if they smile for a second, somebody will take advantage of them, and they are right.
Don Herold Quotes
I do not believe in doing for pleasure things I do not like to do.
Very few people look the part and are it too.
There is nothing so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.
A humorist is a man who feels bad but feels good about it.
We will hereafter believe less history than ever, now that we have seen how it is made.
Don’t ever slam a door; you might want to go back.
Babies are such a nice way to start people.
Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to conceive.