Don Herold Quotes

A lot of men think that if they smile for a second, somebody will take advantage of them, and they are right.

I do not believe in doing for pleasure things I do not like to do.

Very few people look the part and are it too.

There is nothing so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.

A humorist is a man who feels bad but feels good about it.

We will hereafter believe less history than ever, now that we have seen how it is made.

Don’t ever slam a door; you might want to go back.

Babies are such a nice way to start people.

Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to conceive.