Donald Morgan Quotes

Faith is an absolutely marvelous tool. With faith there is no question too big for even the smallest mind.

Moral: A peerless maxim enumerated by God in his Holy Bible, such as that of Deuteronomy 23:1, if your testicles are crushed or your male member missing, you must never enter a sanctuary of the Lord.

A thorough reading and understanding of the Bible is the surest path to atheism.

Atheist: A person who believes in one less god than you do.

The certainty with which a religious belief is held is usually in direct proportion to its absurdity.