Doug Larson Quotes

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.

What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of high living.

Some of the world’s greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.

Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country could do under first-class management.

The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

The cat could very well be man’s best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.

Heredity is a splendid phenomenon that relieves us of responsibility for our shortcomings.

Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.