E. Y. Harburg Quotes

A song makes it possible to feel a thought.

God made the world in six days flat On the seventh, He said, “I’ll rest.” So he let the thing into orbit swing To give it a dry run test A billion years or so went by And he took a look at the whirling blob His spirits fell as he shrugged, “Oh, well” – […]

A Congressman has got two ends A sitting and a thinking end And since his whole success depends Upon his seat… why bother, friend?

The Lord made Adam, the Lord made Eve, he made ’em both a little bit naive.