Earl Wilson Quotes

Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don’t.

He’s an honest man – you could shoot craps with him over the telephone.

Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back.

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Middle Age – Later than you think and sooner than you expect.