Elayne Boosler Quotes

When the sun comes up, I have morals again.

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there, picking the locks, they are always locking three.

My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions.