He’s so fat, he can be his own running mate.
Johnny Carson Quotes
If God didn’t want man to hunt, he wouldn’t have given us plaid shirts.
The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.
We have two kinds of air: regular and chunky style.
Iran announced today that if their demands for the release of the hostages are not met, they will cut off our supply of surly convenience store operators.