You play with somebody’s belief system and their religion, now you got a problem.
Lenny Bruce Quotes
I like to perhaps give you a four-letter word that starts with an S ends with a T. First time in television, I’m not going to look at you when I say this because this way I can’t get busted. You don’t know who said it. The band said it. Starts with S and ends […]
Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.
In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls.
What I got arrested for in San Francisco I’m not gonna repeat the word because I want to finish the gig here tonight, but, um, they said it was vernacular for a favorite homosexual practice, a ten-letter word. It’s really chic, that’s two four-letter words and a preposition. I can’t, uh, I wish I could […]
I’ll die young, but it’s like kissing God. (On his drug addiction)
You can’t get snot off of a suede jacket.
Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.
If Jesus had been killed 20 years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little Electric Chairs around their necks instead of crosses
When you’re eight years old, nothing is any of your business.