Leo Rosten Quotes

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

Destiny came down to an island, centuries ago, and summoned three of the inhabitants before him. “What would you do, ” asked Destiny, “if I told you that tomorrow this island would be inundated by an immense tidal wave?” The first man, who was a cynic, said, “Why, I would eat, drink, carouse, and make […]

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer.

Courage is the capacity to confront what can be imagined.

Conservative: One who admires radicals centuries after they’re dead.

I never cease being dumbfounded by the unbelievable things people believe.

Anybody who hates dogs and children can’t be all bad.