On a New York subway you get fined for spitting, but you can throw up for nothing.
Lewis Grizzard Quotes
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain’t the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, “What’s in it for me?”
Today’s sensitive male has learned to share in open frank discussions about relationships like, “Where the hell did you get a crazy idea like that? You been reading Redbook again?”
If you ain’t the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
I come from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married.
