Mark Twain Quotes

The Jews are members of the human race – worse I can say of no man.

It used to be a good hotel, but that proves nothing – I used to be a good boy.

All saints can do miracles, but few of them can keep a hotel.

On the whole, it is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.

Honor is a harder master than the law. It cannot compromise for less than 100 cents on the dollar and its debts never outlaw.

Honesty was the best policy.

Honesty: The best of all the lost arts.

Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.

Honesty is the best policy – when there is money in it.

Almost any man worthy of his salt would fight to defend his home, but no one ever heard of a man going to war for his boarding house.