Mark Twain Quotes

The Jews are members of the human race – worse I can say of no man.

It used to be a good hotel, but that proves nothing – I used to be a good boy.

All saints can do miracles, but few of them can keep a hotel.

On the whole, it is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.

Honor is a harder master than the law. It cannot compromise for less than 100 cents on the dollar and its debts never outlaw.

Honesty is the best policy – when there is money in it.

Honesty was the best policy.

Honesty: The best of all the lost arts.

Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.

When there was room on the ledge outside of the pots and boxes for a cat, the cat was there – in sunny weather – stretched out at full length, asleep and blissful, with her furry belly to the sun and a paw curved over her nose. Then that house was complete, and its contentment […]