Matthew Perry Quotes

I never really thought of myself as a physical comedian. But when I was a kid I used to, you know, pretend to trip over things to make girls laugh in school and stuff like that. So I kind of learned how to fall without hurting yourself.

The highs were high, the lows were low. But I have lived to tell the tale, even though at times it looked like I wouldn’t.

I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not crashed my car in over 15 months.