Monty Python Quotes

Oh Lord please don’t burn us don’t kill or toast your flock Don’t put us on the barbecue or simmer us in stock, Don’t bake or baste or boil us or stir-fry us in a wok.

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Those responsible for sacking those responsible for the credits, have themselves been sacked.

There’s nothing an agnostic can’t do if he doesn’t know whether he believes in anything or not.