Is there anybody I haven’t offended?
Mort Sahl Quotes
Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they have stolen.
Conservative Republican – a man who believes that nothing should be done for the first time. Liberal Republican – a man who believes some things should be done for the first time, just not now.
Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost.
I made the mistake early in my career, when I moved to Hollywood, of being attracted to actresses. I used to go out exclusively with actresses and all other female impersonators.
