Oliver Herford Quotes

Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.

A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.

I’ve always wanted to throw an egg into an electric fan.

Every child who has the use Of his senses knows a Goose. See them underneath the tree Gather round the goose-girl’s knee, While she reads them by the hour From the works of Scho-pen-hauer. How patiently the geese attend! But do they really comprehend What Schopenhauer’s driving at? Oh, not at all; but what of […]