Paul Dickson Quotes

The odds are six to five that the light in the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an oncoming train.

Integrity is like oxygen. The higher you go, the less there is of it.

A businessman needs three umbrellas – one to leave at the office, one to leave at home and one to leave on the train.

A businessman needs three umbrellas – one to leave at the office, one to leave at home, and one to leave on the train.

Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig.