Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that one has to resort to using the “illegal” side.
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Idiot Box, n.: The part of the envelope that tells a person where to place the stamp when they can’t quite figure it out for themselves.
Magnocartic, adj.: Any automobile that, when left unattended, attracts shopping carts.
Aquadextrous, adj.: Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.