Robert Anton Wilson Quotes

Cynics regarded everybody as equally corrupt… Idealists regarded everybody as equally corrupt, except themselves.

It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea.

Belief is the death of intelligence.

All of us should treasure his Oriental wisdom and his preaching of a Zen-like detachment, as exemplified by his constant reminder to clerks, tellers, or others who grew excited by his presence in their banks: “Just lie down on the floor and keep calm.” (About John Dillinger)

Since theological propositions are scientifically meaningless, those of us of pragmatic disposition simply won’t buy such dubious merchandise… Maybe – remotely – there might be something in such promotions, as there might be something in the talking dogs and the stocks in Arabian tapioca mines that W. C. Fields once sold in his comedies, but […]