Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.
Robert Orben Quotes
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.
A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that ‘individuality’ is the key to success.
To err is human – and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
A compliment is verbal sunshine.
Never raise your hand to your children à it leaves your midsection unprotected.
I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.
Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that’s not true. Some smaller countries are neutral.
