Robert Orben Quotes

Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that ‘individuality’ is the key to success.

To err is human – and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

A compliment is verbal sunshine.

Never raise your hand to your children Ð it leaves your midsection unprotected.

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that’s not true. Some smaller countries are neutral.