Robin Williams Quotes

We Americans, we’re a simple people… but piss us off, and we’ll bomb your cities.

The ego locks the muse.

Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.

It’s great that we’ve got a compassionate conservative, but to me, that sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.

Ever look at Congress and feel like the little kid in ‘Sixth Sense?’ I see dead people. I see dead people everywhere.

God gave us a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time.