Sam Ewing Quotes

Lots of people can’t count to 10. They are usually the ones in front of you of you in the supermarket express lane.

Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn’t be done.

Sophisticated listening devices are nothing new. They’re called “neighbors”.

When you feel neglected, think of the female salmon, who lays 3,000,000 eggs but no one remembers her on Mother’s Day.

The trouble with owning your own home is that, no matter where you sit, it seems you’re looking at something you should be doing.

Half of all home accidents happen in the kitchen, and the family has to eat them.

The Constitution guarantees free speech. It doessn’t guarentee listeners.

The brain is like a TV set; when it goes blank, it’s a good idea to turn off the sound.

When someone wins an argument with the boss, the argument isn’t really over.

Computers will never take the place of books. You can’t stand on a floppy disk to reach a high shelf.