Sam Kinison Quotes

I’m like anyone else on the planet, I’m very moved by world hunger. I see the same commercials, with those little kids, starving, and very depressed. I watch these things and I go, Fuck, I know the the film crew could give this kid a sandwich! There’s a director five feet away going, ‘Don’t feed […]

There’s no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out.

Detox? There’s a bargain. $13,000 for a 3 and a half week treatment. And, folks, I don’t want to sound like a casual user or anything, but if you can come up with $13,000, you don’t have a problem yet.

Sure I want to use computers, since I’ve never screwed anything up at the speed of light before!

Jesus had a tough life. I read about that guy. Jesus is the only guy that ever came back from the dead that didn’t scare the Fuck out of everybody!