Will Durst Quotes

What this country really needs is a Beltway orgy. Where every mottled pink body in Washington strips off its clothes and runs naked from Capitol Hill down the mall to be doused with Mazzola oil spiked with Ecstasy. We take pictures and every time some sanctimonious BS comes out of the front of their talking […]

They have research that proves we don’t exist. And you want to know who killed Kennedy? We don’t even know what happens when we sleep, and we’re there at the time. You want news, I got news for you. You don’t know squat.

I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.