Adopt Quotes

My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.

Not flesh of my flesh, Nor bone of my bone, But still miraculously my own. Never forget for a single minute, You didn’t grow under my heart, But in it.

Frankly, I adore your catchy slogan “Adoption, not abortion,” although no one has been able to figure out, even with expert counseling, how to use adoption as a method of birth control, or at what time of the month it is most effective.

I am not of your world. I’ve spent all my life in prison when I was a child. I was an orphan and too ugly to be adopted. Now I am too beautiful to be set free.

Adoption is not about finding children for families, it’s about finding families for children.

Adopted kids are such a pain – you have to teach them how to look like you.