Adopted kids are such a pain – you have to teach them how to look like you.
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
Not flesh of my flesh, Nor bone of my bone, But still miraculously my own. Never forget for a single minute, You didn’t grow under my heart, But in it.
Frankly, I adore your catchy slogan “Adoption, not abortion,” although no one has been able to figure out, even with expert counseling, how to use adoption as a method of birth control, or at what time of the month it is most effective.
I am not of your world. I’ve spent all my life in prison when I was a child. I was an orphan and too ugly to be adopted. Now I am too beautiful to be set free.
Adoption is not about finding children for families, it’s about finding families for children.