You say our country’s never been invaded? You’re right, little buddy. Because I’d like to see the needle-dicked foreigners who’d have the guts to try. We drink napalm to get our hearts started in the morning. A rape and a mugging is our way of saying “Cheerio.” Hell can’t hold our sock-hops. We walk taller, […]
America - Americans Quotes
Ain’t nowhere else in the world where you can go from driving a truck to driving a Cadillac overnight. Nowhere.
America wasn’t founded so that we could all be better. America was founded so that we could all be anything we damn well pleased.
Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn’t block traffic.
Back in London – tired, discouraged and a little drunk – I called an old girlfriend from college. She and I had been through a lot together back when the U. S. was taking a punch at the Vietnamese and I was the one blocking the streets and screaming about American imperialism… “You’re bloody mad!” […]
We’re entering our third century now, but it’s wrong to judge our nation by its years. The calendar can’t measure America because we were meant to be an endless experiment in freedom, with no limits to our reaches, no boundaries to what we can do, no end point to our hopes.
America wasn’t founded so that we could all be better. America was founded so we could all be anything we damn well pleased.
America is too great for small dreams.
Each American embassy comes with two permanent features; a giant anti-American demonstration and a giant line for American visas. Most demonstrators spend half their time burning Old Glory and the other half waiting for green cards.
Double – no triple – our troubles and we’d still be better off than any other people on earth.
