Apparel Quotes

Any garment which is cut to fit you is much more becoming, even if it is not so splendid as a garment which has been cut to fit somebody not of your stature.

What a man enjoys about a woman’s clothes are his fantasies of how she would look without them.

If all your clothes are worn to the same state, it means you go out too much.

All women’s dresses, in every age and country, are merely variations on the eternal struggle between the admitted desire to dress and the unadmitted desire to undress.

Young Lafe Bud says he always hates t’ get his hair cut cause it makes his hat look so old.

You are never fully dressed until you wear a smile.

Garter: An elastic band intended to keep a woman from coming out of her, stockings and desolating the country.

Trust not the heart of that man for whom old clothes are not venerable.

Keeping your clothes well pressed will keep you from looking hard pressed.

Any man may be in good spirits and good temper when he’s well dressed. There ain’t much credit in that. (“Martin Chuzzlewit”)