Born-again Quotes

Born again?! No, I’m not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time.

Making fun of born-again christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope.

I’m a born-again atheist.

Why do born-again people so often make you wish they’d never been born the first time?

Hindu speaking to a “Born again” Christian: “Of course I am born again. And again and again and again.”

Instead of being Born Again, why not just Grow Up?

The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around.

If you’re not a born-again Christian, you’re a failure as a human being.