The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around.
If you’re not a born-again Christian, you’re a failure as a human being.
Born again?! No, I’m not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time.
Making fun of born-again christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope.
I’m a born-again atheist.
Why do born-again people so often make you wish they’d never been born the first time?
Hindu speaking to a “Born again” Christian: “Of course I am born again. And again and again and again.”
Instead of being Born Again, why not just Grow Up?