Brain Quotes

Brain – the apparatus with which we think that we think.

He: Let’s end it all, bequeathin’ our brains to science. She: What?!? Science got enough trouble with their own brains.

When God endowed human beings with brains, He did not intend to guarantee them.

The evolution of the brain not only overshot the needs of prehistoric man, it is the only example of evolution providing a species with an organ which it does not know how to use.

The right half of the brain controls the left half of the body. This means that only left handed people are in their right mind.

Brains think with words. Perhaps they need not. Supposedly if we had no words, we should still be able to think. But it is the nature of human brains that they think so much better with words than with any other medium – with mental pictures, for instance – that, words being available, we learn […]

If you had any brains, you’d be dangerous.

Your brain is like your stomach in the sense that if it’s empty, you’re willing to put anything in there to fill it up. (“Dilbert”)

You’ve got the brains of a four year old boy, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it.

The human brain is like a railroad freight car – guaranteed to have a certain capacity but often running empty.