Brain Quotes

Brain – the apparatus with which we think that we think.

He: Let’s end it all, bequeathin’ our brains to science. She: What?!? Science got enough trouble with their own brains.

When God endowed human beings with brains, He did not intend to guarantee them.

The evolution of the brain not only overshot the needs of prehistoric man, it is the only example of evolution providing a species with an organ which it does not know how to use.

The right half of the brain controls the left half of the body. This means that only left handed people are in their right mind.

One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead. (“Dilbert”)