Breast - Breast Feed Quotes

In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra. Is that really a problem in this country? Men not paying enough attention to women’s breasts?

I am not my cleavage.

When I first got here, every time you’d say “breast feeding” on the House floor there would be a snicker – this has been happening since creation. Can we finally get a grip on it?

The earth is like the breasts of a woman: useful as well as pleasing.

I have got little feet because nothing grows in the shade.

I don’t know if I’m supporting them, or they’re supporting me.

My opinion is that anybody offended by breastfeeding is staring too hard.

I do have big tits. Always had ’em – pushed ’em up, whacked ’em around. Why not make fun of ’em? I’ve made a fortune with ’em.

I let go of her wrists, closed the door with my elbow and slid past her. It was like the first time. ‘You ought to to carry insurance on those,’ I said.

There’s not going to be no wardrobe malfunction this evening. But as tight as my clothes are there’s no telling what will happen. If it does happen, I’m going to wipe out the first three rows.