Church Quotes

The churches beg – and if we don’t give them money, why, they take it anyway, forcibly, by means of this unjust state tax exemption.

If you love god, burn a church.

You can either go to the church of your choice Or you go to Brooklyn State Hospital You’ll find God in the church of your choice You’ll find Woody Guthrie in Brooklyn State Hospital And though it’s only my opinion I may be right or wrong You’ll find them both In Grand Canyon At Sundown.

The churches can well afford to pay fair taxation. But supposing they couldn’t. Would not that be a very significant evidence that the churches were not really wanted?

Clergyman, n. A man who undertakes the management of our spiritual affairs as a method of bettering his temporal ones.

Only the Church stood squarely across the path of Hitler’s campaign for suppressing the truth. I never had any special interest in the Church before, but now I feel a great affection and admiration for it because the Church alone has had the courage and persistence to stand for intellectual and moral freedom. I am […]

If you find a perfect church, don’t join it; you’ll ruin it.

Evangelist, n. A bearer of good tidings, particularly (in a religious sense) such as assure us of our own salvation and the damnation of our neighbors.

The broad-backed hippopotamus Rests on his belly in the mud; Although he seems so firm to us He is merely flesh and blood. Flesh and blood is weak and frail, Susceptible to nervous shock; While the True Church can never fail For it is based upon a rock… Blood of the Lamb shall wash him […]

Presbyterian, n. One who holds the conviction that the government authorities of the Church should be called presbyters.