Clown Quotes

The class clown’s job is to make you laugh when it’s completely inappropriate to laugh. – Kneeling in front of the coffin.

I remain just one thing and one thing only, and that is a clown. It places me on a far higher plane than any politician.

He is no clown that drives the plow, but he that doth clownish things.

You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who made people happy, but inside he’s real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea.

A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.

What the banker sighs for, the meanest clown may have, – leisure and a quiet mind.

The role of the clown is not to take our minds off our troubles, but to point out ways to survive and even laugh. He tells how one man who was very devoted to his sacred clowning began to think in his old age of ways he could be remembered as a clown. His solution […]

A few clowns short of a circus.