Socialism: You have two cows – give one to your neighbor. Communism: You have two cows. Give them both to the government. Government gives you milk. Fascism: Government shoots you and takes cows. New Dealism: Government shoots one cow, milks the other and pours the milk down the sink. Capitalism: Slaughter cow. Compete with McDonald’s. […]
Communism Quotes
A red is any son-of-a-bitch who wants thirty cents an hour when we’re paying twenty-five!
Can someone remind me why levying taxes to build armies is fine, but levying taxes for hospitals are communist. I keep forgetting.
From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs!
Come here to this gate! Mr. Gorbachev, open this gate! Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!
I have here in my hand a list of two hundred and five (people) that were known to the Secretary of State as being members of the Communist Party and who nevertheless are still working and shaping the policy of the State Department.
Millions of Americans said, ‘We’re not going to pay money to buy tickets to see a picture that is paying a good living to people we believe are dedicated to the overthrow of the country.”(During the “Red Scare”)
I’ve got a man traveling with me all the way from New York. From the “New York Times”, that’s the other branch of the “Daily Worker” in New York. This fellow is pro-Communist, too, but he’s a nice fellow who just does what he’s told. (introducing “New York Times” reporter Richard J. H. Johnson, at […]
The West won’t contain communism, it will transcend communism. It won’t bother to denounce it, it will dismiss it as some bizarre chapter in human history whose last pages are even now being written.
I never agree with Communists or any other kind of kept men.
