Computers Quotes

The robot is going to lose. Not by much. But when the final score is tallied, flesh and blood is going to beat the damn monster.

My idea of rebooting is kicking somebody in the butt twice.

I wonder if in part why so many people are angry at Microsoft is not just because their products frustrate them so much, but also because this frustration is ignored. The computer makes people feel like they are dummies, when in fact it is the computer that is stupid.

Well, that would not be necessary, Mr. President. It could easily be accomplished with a computer. And a computer could be set and programmed to accept factors from youth, health, sexual fertility, intelligence, and a cross-section of necessary skills. Of course, it would be absolutely vital that our top government and military men be included […]

I think there is a world market for about five computers.

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.

Programming graphics in X is like finding the square root of PI using Roman numerals.

A computer will do what you tell it to do, but that may be much different from what you had in mind.

What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?

Mosaic is the 1990’s equivalent of forcing friends to sit through slides of your trip to Florida – painful for everyone but the host.