If God created us in his own image, we have more than reciprocated.
Creation Quotes
Creation proceeds from moment to moment.
Nothing can be created out of nothing.
In the beginning, God created the earth, and he looked upon it in His cosmic loneliness. And God said, “Let Us make living creatures out of mud, so the mud can see what We have done.” And God created every living creature that now moveth, and one was man. Mud as man alone could speak. […]
I have encountered a few “creationists” and because they were usually nice, intelligent people, I have been unable to decide whether they were really mad, or only pretending to be mad. If I was a religious person, I would consider creationism nothing less than blasphemy. Do its adherents imagine that God is a cosmic hoaxer […]
Imagine the Creator as a stand up commedian – and at once the world becomes explicable.
Nine-tenths of the people were created so you would want to be with the other tenth.
Ockham’s Principle à “Plurality should not be assumed without necessity” à favors the hypothesis of a single Creator. The “infinite regress” objection à “Who created the Creator?” à may be taken care of (translation: swept under the carpet) by a useful recent invention. Welcome to the Singularity.
Imagine hanging the stones of a man, where they are forever getting themselves knocked, pinched, and bruised. Any decent mechanic would have put them in the exact center of the body, protected by an envelope twice as thick as a Presbyterian’s skull. Moreover, consider certain parts of the female – always too large or too […]
God: Dey displeases me. Dey displeases me greatly. Look at dem dere. Squirmin’ an’ fightin’ an’ bearin’ false witness. Why did I ever make ’em? – Angel Gabriel: Should I git mo’ thunde’bolts? – God: (looking down at Earth) No. Dey don’ do de trick… It’s gotta be somethin’ else. – Angel Gabriel: How would […]
