Dictionary Quotes

Words – so innocent and powerless as they are, as standing in a dictionary, how potent for good and evil they become in the hands of one who knows how to combine them.

Dictionaries are like watches; the worst is better than none, and the best cannot be expected to go quite true.

Me not no Oxford don me a simple immigrant from Clapham Common I didn’t graduate I immigrate I ent have no gun I ent have no knife but mugging de Queen’s English is the story of my life. I don’t need no axe to split/up yu syntax I don’t need no hammer to/mash up yu […]

Gratitude is a useless word. You will find it in the dictionary but not in life.