Earth Quotes

Now planet Earth is only four times as large as the Moon, so you can really still put your thumb and your forefinger around it at that distance. So it makes it look beautiful; it makes it look lonely; it makes it look fragile. You think to yourself, just imagine that millions of people are […]

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

The Earth does not belong to us. We belong to the Earth.

We’re a planet of nearly six billion ninnies living in a civilization that was designed by a few thousand amazingly smart deviants. (“Dilbert”)

The earth is flat, and anyone who disputes this claim is an atheist who deserves to be punished.