I want to be a business owner. I don’t want to be an employee.
Communicating with your employees is like being a frightened chunk of marble in a room full of sculptors. They’ll try to chip away at everything you say until by process of elimination they figure out the truth. (“Dilbert”)
The biggest problem in the business world is that there are no socially acceptable ways to tell coworkers to leave your cubicle. (“Dilbert”)