Fitness Quotes

Ali was a good guy. He let me hang in the gym more than anybody, I think. He treated me well every day until the day he died. He liked me.

That “Baywatch” look, I don’t know if that’s really attainable. There’s just too little water in the skin. Like, it’s fake; it looks CGI’d. And that required Lasix, powerful diuretics, to achieve. So I don’t need to do that. I much prefer to have an extra, you know, 2 to 3 percent body fat.

I do a lot of CrossFit, I do a lot of Peloton. I challenge myself every morning.

I think that anyone who comes upon a Nautilus machine suddenly will agree with me that its prototype was clearly invented at some time in history when torture was considered a reasonable alternative to diplomacy.