Hospital Quotes

Hospital rooms seem to have vastly more ceiling than any rooms people live in.

The only equipment lack in the modernized hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake!

If I had a large amount of money I should found a hospital for those whose grip upon the world is so tenuous that they can be severely offended by words and phrases yet remain all unoffended by the injustice, violence and oppression that howls daily about our ears.

A hospital is no place to be sick.

Hospitals, like airports and supermarkets, only pretend to be open nights and weekends.

The ultimate indignity is to be given a bedpan by a stranger who calls you by your first name.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

Looking out of a hospital window is different from looking out of any other. Somehow you do not see outside.

Hospitals are only an intermediate stage of civilization.

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier’s office.