Hotel Quotes

It used to be a good hotel, but that proves nothing – I used to be a good boy.

All saints can do miracles, but few of them can keep a hotel.

Don’t put too much faith in the man who wants to know the distance to the nearest church before he has written his name in the hotel register.

“Do Not Disturb” signs should be written in the language of the hotel maids.

Room service? Send up a larger room.

I knew it. I knew it. Born in a hotel room – and god damn it – died in a hotel room.

The great advantage of a hotel is that it’s a refuge from home life.

We stayed at Caesar’s Palace, a giant hotel-casino authentically decorated to look exactly the way the Roman Empire would have looked if it had consisted mainly of slot machines.