Humor Quotes

Hurried and worried until we’re buried, and there’s no curtain call, life’s a very funny proposition after all.

The maxim of the tyrant, “If you would rule the world quietly, you must keep it amused.”

Seven days without laughter makes one weak.

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.

I say it’s time to take humor out of the closet. Change the workplace motto from “Grim and Bear It” to “Grin and Share It.”

Humor can be a way to move from “grin and bear it” to “grin and share it.”

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor?

The first thing any comedian does on getting an unscheduled laugh is to verify the state of his buttons.

A keen sense of humor helps us to overlook the unbecoming, understand the unconventional, tolerated the unpleasant, overcome the unexpected, and outlast the unbearable.

No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humor.