Ice Cream Quotes

The Emperor of Ice-Cream: Call the roller of big cigars, The muscular one, and bid him whip In kitchen cups concupiscent curds. Let the wenches dawdle in such dress As they are used to wear, and let the boys Bring flowers in last month’s newspapers. Let be be finale of seem. The only emperor is […]

Ice-cream is exquisite – what a pity it isn’t illegal.

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither but just enjoy your ice cream while it’s on your plate – that’s my philosophy.

The ice cream and the cookies, they comfort me. When the table is spread before me, it exciteth me. For I knoweth that I sooneth shall dig in. As I filleth my plate continuously. My clothes runneth smaller. Surely bulges and pudgies shall follow me All the days of my life And I shall be […]

Without ice cream life and fame are meaningless.

You scream, I scream, we all scream for ice cream.

I doubt whether the world holds for any one a more soul-stirring surprise than the first adventure with ice-cream.

That was the best ice-cream soda I ever tasted. (Last words)

Without ice cream, there would be darkness and chaos.