Illegal Quotes

It is easier to make certain things legal than to make them legitimate.

Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that one has to resort to using the “illegal” side.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.

It is illegal in England to state in print that a wife can and should derive sexual pleasure from intercourse.

Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it, and that’s true anywhere in the world.