Illegal Quotes

It is illegal in England to state in print that a wife can and should derive sexual pleasure from intercourse.

Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it, and that’s true anywhere in the world.

It is easier to make certain things legal than to make them legitimate.

Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that one has to resort to using the “illegal” side.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.