Laughter Quotes

One of the reasons I made the most important decision of my life … to marry George Bush … is because he made me laugh. It’s true, sometimes we’ve laughed through our tears … but that shared laughter has been one of our strongest bonds.

People say, “Out of the suffering of Jews, the need to laugh is critical for the survival of the race.” But we didn’t become comics out of misery. We became comics because there are a lot of laughs in Jewish households.

That’s my daily calendar, the “Far Side” calendar. Gives you a nice laugh in the morning.

The reason I became a comedian was that I loved people laughing at my jokes. To actually hear laughter is a rare thing for me. When I do the movies, I think it is funny, but I have to wait three months to hear an audience laugh.

I don’t want to start Any blasphemous rumors, but I think that God’s got a sick sense of humor, and when I die I expect to find him laughing.