I never read French newspapers, they print only what I want them to.
Newspaper Quotes
I picked up a newspaper today and I couldn’t believe it. I read eight headlines that talked about chaos, violence, unrest. And it just was Henny Penny – ‘The sky is falling’. I’ve never seen anything like it! (Looting in Iraq)
Freedom of the press… is freedom to print such of the proprietor’s prejudices as the advertisers don’t object to.
In Czechoslovakia there is no such thing as freedom of the press. In the United States there is no such thing as freedom from the press.
Here’s my reply to their Kulturkampf: For exactly 30 years, I have been supported handsomely for disagreeing with The Times’s editorial page, which is dovish on defense, leftist on economics and (with the exception of civil liberties) resolutely wrongheaded. Never have I been silenced, and conservative thinkers have an ever-fairer shake on the Op-Ed page. […]
I must say I conscientiously refrain from reading newspapers… and I consider it my duty to wean everybody from that pernicious habit. There’s a good old man sitting in Vorobyovka who smelts 2 or 3 pages of Schopenhauer in his brain and pours them out in Russian, has a game of billiards, kills a woodcock, […]
People in the media say they must look at the president with a microscope. Now, I don’t mind a microscope, but boy, when they use a proctoscope, that’s going too far.
What does the cheap press talk about? Absolutely nothing except dirty sex affairs, murders and accidents and all that goes for an unclean and unhealthy life. The cheap press is a menace to the nation. (1932)
In modern America, anyone who attempts to write satirically about the events of the day finds it difficult to concoct a situation so bizarre that it may not actually come to pass while the article is still on the presses.
If a newspaper prints a sex crime it’s smut, but when the New York Times prints it, it’s a sociological study.
