Pedestrian Quotes

Pedestrian, n. The variable (an audible) part of the roadway for an automobile.

There are two kinds of pedestrians – the quick and the dead.

The only people here are the quick and the dead. (Commenting on New York City traffic)

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul.

Automobile, n.: A four-wheeled vehicle that runs up hills and down pedestrians.