Now planet Earth is only four times as large as the Moon, so you can really still put your thumb and your forefinger around it at that distance. So it makes it look beautiful; it makes it look lonely; it makes it look fragile. You think to yourself, just imagine that millions of people are […]
We’ll run this planet as we please, and if you don’t like it, go back where we came from.
For four-fifths of our history, our planet was populated by pond scum.
Don’t blow it – good planets are hard to find.
People often ask me how they can leave the planet, so I have prepared some brief notes. How to Leave the Planet: 1. Phone NASA. Their phone number is (713) 483-3111. Explain that it’s very important that you get away as soon as possible. 2. If they do not cooperate, phone any friend you may […]
Are we so arrogant to really think we can damage the planet?
I don’t think I’m alone when I say I’d like to see more and more planets fall under the ruthless domination of our solar system.
If we want to make something really superb of the planet, there is nothing whatever that can stop us.
Even though the planet is round, there are just too many spots where you can find yourself hanging on to the edge just like I was; and unless there’s some space, some place, to take a breather for awhile, the edge of the world – frightening as it is – could be the end of […]